Sep 292005

…. there are Martians high above our skies – just beyond the sight of our satellites – who are using lasers to melt our icecaps.

Of course, there is no such thing as Global Warming, it is a figment of imagination of those who are jealous of development and conspicious consumption. On the other hand, Martians are a very real threat to society and civilisation as we know it. Their slow melting of the Arctic Ice Cap is proof of this.

All nations should rearm – prefrebly buying arms from British and American Firms, buy larger vehicles that are less fuel efficient – as a symbol of our defiance against the evil Martians – and, of course, get ready for the invasion.

Kyoto – isn’t that Tokyo spelt wrongly?

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